140,000,001 Dead after Internet crashes

First reported death: Bob Bobson, 26

Last Saturday, March 31 2012, the internet all across the globe failed in a cataclysmic system failure. It is suspected that Google attempted to change their homepage image to something so complicated that the interwebs actually had a seizure and crashed. The 3 1/2 minute downtime caused 140,000,000 people to panic (it is assumed that they were attempting to check their Facebook) and commit mass suicide. One elderly man hated numbers that were divisible by 10, so he too took his own life to make the number of casualties odd.